Alright let’s do this one last time…

My name is Dave Johnson. I was bitten by a radioactive couch and for decades I’ve been the one and only Indoors Dave. I’m pretty sure you know the rest. I wrote some music, raised a kid, got married, designed a thing, and then I designed another thing again and again and again. Then my kid designed a kid! And uh... One time I couldn’t walk for 66 days. We don’t really talk about that. Look, I’ve logged hundreds of comics, films, and books. I have excellent curated lists. And a technically appropriate fashion sense. I mean, I’ve looked worse. 

But after everything, I still love being Indoors Dave. I mean, who wouldn’t? So no matter how many beautiful days there are, I always find a way to stay inside. Because the only thing standing between this city and boredom is me. There’s only one Indoors Dave. And you’re looking at him.